Bangkonians have been venturing outside in greater numbers again and many have even dared to visit the city’s public parks.
This, however, is considered unacceptable by the pointless Bangkok Metropolitan Association who claim that some are not wearing face masks and are ignoring their social distancing rules.
They are afraid that people are actually gathering together and exercising in groups and, worse still, even daring to eat together.
Some have gone further and are using fitness areas despite being ordered not to by park minions.
Governor Asawin Kwanmuang is clearly incensed that nobody is taking any notice of him and has now threatened to close the parks again unless his orders are followed.
Orders that include compulsory face masks, unless you are a jogger in which case you don’t need to wear one, but must trot along at least 5-meters from anybody else.
Do you understand this? If you are walking you must wear a face mask, but when you break into a trot you can take it off if you want to.
This is all about saving lives, we are told. Failure to follow the rules means the parks will be closed again.
Next week the governor is expected to outlaw walking on cracks in the pavement and carrying water bottles.
It’s a brave new world, administered by obvious idiots.
