-The Daily Star
Middle-aged lads from our isles are heading to the Thai beach city for cheap and easy sex.
It’s popular because it is warm all year round and rarely dips below 26C.
The 56-year-old divorcee, who describes himself as “Mr Average living in a council house”, had the time of this life during the visit.
He describes a crazy holiday to the Thai city with a group of middle-aged friends – and it’s fair to say it’s very different from his home city of Birmingham.
His description of the naked sex shows is quite extraordinary.
Posting on a Brit swinging website, he said: “Well it was diverse, I can say that.
“Ladies shooting bits of banana from their nether regions out into the audience, a lady smoking a cigarette from her p***y and one pulling razor blades out of her tiny little orifice.”
Despite how open it all is, prostitution and naked sex shows are technically illegal in Thailand.
But if this lad’s experience is anything to go by – the “sex capital of the world” is still in full flow.
Entering another bar, he said: “I was speechless, in front of me where 2 long raised bars each with about 5 girls dancing, all around the place where girls in bikinis or dressing gowns.
This Brummie is one of more than a million men flocking to its red light district each year.
Almost 20% of the population are employed in the trade with around 27,000 hookers said to be living and working in the city.
But many are lured by how cheap it is. A pint of beer is as cheap as 50 Thai Baht (£1.20) and 100 Thai Baht (£2.30) for a decent dinner.
Our bloke spent just 2,600 Thai Baht (£60) on three nights with girls he picked up from the bars.
“In Thailand you know that, practically any time of the day you want sex, you can get it. There is no desperate need as I felt in the UK.”
Daily Star Online has also revealed some shocking confessions from batchelors in Pattaya.